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After seeing the Bewilder LP I really want Markiplier to do a Sweet Fuse run aaaah

draw some snk!!



I’ve been on this website for almost four years and I still don’t know what snk means




everybodys got a water buffalo 

stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing

you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly



The problem here is that these squealing man-children, so desperate to keep women out of their precious games, want it both ways. They want gaming to be taken seriously as a culture and art form, while at the same time throwing an unbelievable tantrum when subjected to serious criticism. This is ludicrous and immature on so many levels. Gaming isn’t for you, anymore. Gaming is for everyone. Everyone gets to have their say, to make their criticism, and gaming doesn’t need you to defend it.

The only thing left for these people to do is put their toys back in the pram and huddle together as the tide rises against them, until they wake up in five year’s time and realise that Assassin’s Creed 7 was actually a pretty good game, even though they had to waste three precious seconds flicking the gender over to ‘male’ on the character creation screen so they can feel comfortable again. Change is inevitable, especially when half of the freaking gamers in the country are women and actually want to play some games that don’t treat them like disposable trash.

So, here’s another change for you: if you really think feminism, or women, are destroying games, or that LGBT people and LGBT relationships have no place in games, or that games in any way belong to you or are “under attack” from political correctness or “social justice warriors”: please leave this website. I don’t want your clicks, I don’t want your hits, I don’t want your traffic. Leave now and please don’t come back.



Stuff I still want to know about the Animorph’s universe and powers

( I haven’t read every single book including the finale and no, I never watch the show, so there might be gaps)

If someone is in morph, and you try to acquire them, do you get their base DNA or the animal they morphed, or neither (feedback loop?)? How does that apply to Tobias, particularly post-morph-power-return?

And: IS there a limit to the number of morphs you can take on?

You can’t acquire somebody in morph.

The Animorphs worry early on about a possible morph limit, but if exists, they never find it.

Yeah, I remember them talking about it, I wasn’t sure if they’d found out

why are tumblr videos so tall




I love how these are the same cover just different backgrounds.

"Sharknado 2: The Second One"
They really put a lot of effort into the title, didn’t they

"Shark happens"


If you message/ask me and I don’t answer more than likely the message didn’t went through, tumblr has been eating asks and messages lately so please NEVER think that I am ignoring you and simply sent it again. I give you my word that I never ignore anyone simply sometimes they don’t come through so just message or send the ask again.

Thank you